31 August 2009

Frum the itteh bitteh doomer kitteh commiteh:

"PREPS, we haz 'em!"

People is on her holiday.

huh? Wot's holiday without Christmas trees for Gonzita to knock over?? OH! Right. I knew that. We are so used to the funny way People talks we forget she was raised talking funny and calling things funny thing. Like holiday, for vacation.

OK, back to PREPS. I, Mozart, very much like this PREPS thing. So much so that I hereby declare that PREPS shall always be fully capitalized in order to make clear the deep importance of PREPS.

People also very much likes LOLKats on www.Icanhazcheeseburger.com so we honor her by using the funny little kitty joke above.

You need to understand that while Gonzo is a rather tiny, itteh-bitteh kitteh, I, Mozart am a very large and healthy BIG cat Do. Not. Mess. With. Me. I am a Doomer Kat, or did you miss my bio in the early pages of this blog?

And after People's latest hunting trip, Gonzzie and I are very well PREPPED Doomers Kats.

As you also know from the earliest days of this blog, we have always been Doomer Kats, and have always been the proud feline possessors of well-stocked BOBs (bug-out bags to you noobs here). Once a month or so People checks the bags to make sure she can grab and go. We have her well trained, doncha think?

But today we hit the motherlode!! People keeps our kibble in one of those see-in boxes, she swears it's food-grade, whatever. We used to have a small one, it only held a couple of people weeks worth of kibble-not good in our opinion.

Chesire cat smiles, guess what People brought in today? Nah, you'll never guess. I'll just tell ya.

A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY
BIG SEE-IN BOX!!! AND. THEN. PEOPLE. FILLED. IT. WITH. OUR. SPECIAL. BLEND!!!!!!!!

PREPS. We definitely haz 'em:):):):):):):):):):):)

6 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We haf dem, mom calls dem "tornado kits". Are yoo guys back now? We hope so...

fengfk2008 said...

I wish you health and happiness every day!
Ich wunsche Ihnen Gluck und Gesundheit jeden Tag!
Je vous souhaite sante et bonheur chaque jour!

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Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

So, whatcha been up to for da last two months?

優質行動網 said...

我對於甜食的網路慾望是還好的,可有可無,但是對於專家乳酪蛋糕我就沒輒了。對於那種機票香味、口感總是讓我欲罷不能新娘
曾經我也變成機票乳酪蛋糕室內的瘋狂愛好者,收集不少高雄食譜、跑了不少美味的蛋糕店汽車。直到有一天花園,驚覺自已的腰已經穿不下最愛的褲子時,乳酪蛋糕發威了,只好說bye-bye了。
好險給我找一份果凍不但是低脂的乳酪蛋糕食譜,而且不用烘焙瑜珈,沒烤箱也沒關系,不過滋味和日誌傳統不太一樣,比較清爽,乳酪味也沒那麼重法拍。但是有種柔順滑嫩又清涼的口感。
灣娶大陸和教室東南亞的新娘一年有多少萬人?新郎年紀呢?據新聞專家報導,有越來越多台灣男人娶大陸和東南亞的新娘請問有多少清潔呢?娶大陸和東南亞新娘診所的男人年紀都多大呢?
根據戶政司及寵物統計處的資料顯示,來自大陸的網站配偶人數1年累計約14萬8千8百餘人,佔所有外籍新娘的61.61%,為外籍配偶之冠,東南亞新娘有1萬6千多人,佔37.31%,兩地區就佔外籍新娘的98.95%,顯示台灣的外籍新娘生活幾乎全部來自大陸與東南亞。一般認為百分百娶外籍新娘多為優質年長、再婚、低收入者,但根據乳酪報紙統計數據顯示,現今有不少大陸高知識、高收入者選擇外籍新娘為伴侶。

THE ZOO said...

Merry Christmas

THE ZOO said...

Happy 4th of July!