01 March 2008

People is in a reeeeeeeeally bad mood right now. Somebody named Blondie turned in her resignation (wot's a resignation?) after taking People's favorite hunting, I mean work, function three weeks ago, and going to the training People was supposed to go to until Blondie took her hunt, I mean work, away. People is maddest because this Blondie told lies that People wasn't doing the work right, but all of the vendors (wot's a vendor?) People worked with called the bigger boss and told them they needed People instead of Blondie because Blondie is an idiot who can't even send a fax right (wot's a fax?).

People should have clawed Blondie's eyeballs out. Cats know how to deal with problems.

Now People is going to come back behind the loop on the new system, and she is not happy.

People says last week peoples she works with were avoiding her in the halls, but Friday after this Blondie gave her notice all of a sudden the peoples talked to her.

People says she took names during the freeze-out, but that she is not a vindictive People. But People says now she knows who believes lies instead of the hard hunting, I mean work, People had been doing for two years!

Peepole sez HMPH!! (Gonzo sez it's not fair that Unca Molzart sez this is all I get to type today. HUMPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

Gonzo and I say People really can be too nice. She shudda clawed Blondie's eyeball out, or at least notched her ear.

Cats know things. I, Mozart know that I personally do not like this Blondie because she is People's boss, and she made People stop working any overtime, so we don't get any dangly things, or fluttery things very often any more. Maybe I Mozart should claw, never mind.

Cats know things. Like how to deal with interlopers (that are not cute little stubby tailed kittens a week before Christmas, I think that is a rule.), and how to look good in pictures:) Yup, People finally figured out how to focus and how to use the red-eye. Now all we have to do is teach her how to frame shots better.

Behold:

4 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Yoo look really comfy there Gonzo. Mozart makes a good pillow, yes?

Smeagol & Strider (Mystery & Gizmo too!) said...

Aw, you guys are cute!!
We're sorry People is havin' problems at the huntin' place. We're purrin' for her.

Tiger Lily said...

My Mom said to tell your People she knows it is really hard to have problems like that but to hang in there. Just do not be too friendly with ... she will know which ones.

You look very cute snuggled together like that. My Mom is not very good at framing shots either. She said the crop function helps her a lot.

Kaz's Cats said...

G'day Mozart and Gonzo, apologies for not reading your post sooner. We haven't been blogging much lately (well, for the last month actually) either due to our Mum's work, or her being sick. Tiger Lily's Mom has some good advice about being careful - we'll purr really hard that things get easier for your Mom at her day hunting place now that 'Blondie' is gone.

That's a cute photo of the two of you napping together. Don't worry about framing - just make sure that there's some cat in the photo somewhere, and then 'crop' the important part of the photo. Mum uses Picasa, but plans to try Picnik soon. They're both free programs you can get from the web.

Purrs to you two and your People,

Gypsy & Tasha