08 February 2009

People has been soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy! But we forgive her, and today we are being extra careful to give her lots of attention because today is the second anniversery of Gator going to the Bridge.

Unca Molzart sez he doesn't really know much about Gator 'cept he was this ginormus old dog who died in the food 'damination thing (when Unca Molzart told me about that it put me off kibble for a while, lemme tell ya!).

Unca Molzart sez now that I am a year old Cat I have to stop using t'xt talk-pooey on you, Unca Molzart, not gonna happen! P'ff, he is trying to make me into some kinda little stuffed Lady, but I am still Gonzo, fer sure, OK, and I'm not inna big fat hairy hurry to 'grow-up' if it means sounding like a school teacher!

It's been soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cold here, really!

People better get the central heat and air in or else we aren't gonna make it through another winter-Gonzo HATES cold! Still, Unca Molzart and People both say we shouldn't complain. So far (if I say it will I jinx us??) we have electric, so the heaters and the TV are on. People was really worried about the people that were hit the last couple of weeks by an ice storm (ICE STORM?? OMGsh!)up in Kentucky and Missouri. She kept saying that could happen to us-WOT??!!

So far People still has a Hunting Place, and the quality of our kibble has not declined, nor has our kitty litter. People had to go down a notch on the kibble she gives to the ferals and the abandoned cats, though.

Yuppers, two new cats have shown up, and they aren't ferals. Most of the neighbors have moved and they left their cats, their dogs-I'm like totally surprized they didn't leave their people kittens! I know peoples cn be pinheads, but wow, to just fling their fur babies out, man that's just wrong!

Dr. Dave is trying to help People find homes for the two that aren't feral, but they've already found homes for so many, and they are running out of nice peoples who can give furever homes. Plus the two Newbies are so freaked out that they won't let People catch them, heck the ferals were easier to catch!

At least the ferals have all had their shots 'n stuff, but one of the ferals is pregnant somehow (man, People is mad, 'cuz that one's ear is notched, and Dr Dave is scratching his head over that!) so People is trying to catch her (again!) to get her back to Dr Dave.

Speaking of Dr. Dave, purrrrrrrrrrrrr! He sez I'm too small to undergo 'sneezia so I would be spayed any time soon. Whew! Unca Molzart can barely remember his operation but he sez it was horrible and that it is worse for girl cats, so I just sooooooo am not in any big fat hairy hurry for that to happen!

Well, that's about it fur 'round here. Hope you are all staying warm, have lotz of good stuff to eat, and that yer peoples are OK at their Hunting Places so they can bring you good prezzies!

Me personally am hoping for a nice Spring so that People and her freinds can get the duck work done and the central hear & air installed. Man, now that will be D'Luxe!

PS-Wots duck work? Am I gonna have to share kibble and snuggles with a duck? Like that one on the TV that squacks "Aflack" all the time?? (Personally, I dunno wot that stupid duck sees in Ben Aflak anyways!)

PSS-Unca Molzart sez "Hey!"

2 comments:

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hey right back at Mozart! Gonzo, yoo are almost a year old and are still to small to haf yoor ladygardenectomy? Yoo need to eat more! Be really careful so yoo don't end up pregnant wif a bunch of extra moufs to feed. Oh, dat duck on t.v., he is obsessed wif inshurints not Ben Aflak...dat is even weerder! Mom haf been turning da t.v. off a lot lately, she sez we watch waaaaaaay to much and our brains will fall out if we don't stop. She still puts in cartoon movies fur us on Sunday but we'z seen dem all a zillion times and get board and fall asleep, which is okay.

THE ZOO said...

nise ta see yur moms still got a job and yall are still ok. we hope this ole recession ends bery bery soon so peeps can adopt pets.