26 December 2008

ROFLOL!

Gonzo is a girl cat. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

I've been wondering when People would figure it out. I knew she has been paying attention to Gonzo and the lack of male behaviours (which until the last few days People has been chalking up to good luck) but not enough with the very busy schedule People had been keeping right up until Christmas Eve.

Oh this surely is the best joke on People in a very long time!

On Christmas Eve People started a twelve day holiday from work and has been resting the last few days, mostly on my couch.

Blissful little Gonzo has been right next to People the whole time while I have been perching on the lovely napping area/sofa back.

Now, you have to understand People has been away Hunting, Gonzo is rather ladylike even when she rolls over on her back, and after all, the first V.E.T. did say Gonzo was a boy cat. Of course, People did take us to a new V.E.T. but he hasn't really looked too close at little Miss Gonzo down there being too busy saving her from that nasty cold.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha

Now People understands why Gonzo was acting a little extra goofy a couple of weeks ago and why she was trying to start a fight with me whenever I got near her, and why Gonzo has not shown the slightest interest in that nastiest cat habit of spraying (which of course I do not do because I was neutered early enough to keep it from happening:)

Now People is trying to console herself for missing the obvious by telling herself the first V.E.T. did say Gonzo was male, that Gonzo is thick furred and has these little tufts down there that kinda look like, um, well, you know, and that she has been extra busy this past year...

From the look of People, she is not buying into her excuses.

Poor little Gonzo will be going to Dr. Dave for her spaying in the next month or so.

Muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

8 comments:

Victor Tabbycat said...

People can be so dense sumtimes! We all knowed Gonzo was a girl frum da first sniff! LOL! I still don't know why Nina gets annoyed wif me. I's just furry friendly!

Don't worry; Mao Mao's brofur Brainball was mistaked fur a girl fur years, efun when examined in dat area by a vet! He was already speutered. Beans is so amuzing!
Purrs,
Victor

Gonzo, it's good your people finally understand you better. I feel so sorry for them with their terrible senses. The surgery... won't be so bad, really.
Purrs,
Nina

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Concatulations Mozart, it's a sisfur...course, yoo already knowed dat. Yeah, for da first 6 months of Speedy's life it was beleeved he was a gerl! Den suddenly der were, um, nuggets dat were furry visible.

Kaz's Cats said...

Hahahaha...Don't worry Gonzo, my mum, who grew up on a farm, thought I (Gypsy) was a girl when she first met me. The vet soon explained how things were when I went there for my shots, but I decied to keep the name.

We're a bit behind with your news, but we're glad that things have gotten better for your people at her day hunting place. That'll make things a lot easier for her.

Hope you have a great holiday with your people,

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

The Meowers from Missouri said...

*snork* *giggle* beans can be SOOOOOOO silly!! thanks fur stoppin' by the bloggie--merry catsmas an' a successful new year to you an' yer beans!!

Smeagol and Strider (Mystery and Gizmo too!) said...

Hee, hee, we're glad People finally figured it out!! The assistant at the v-e-t thought Strider was a girl at first 'cause he'd already had his operation when he found us.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all!!

MoMo said...

Sometimes beans aren't the brightest. My people didn't even know I was pregnant when I first came to live with them (I was a stray)- they just thought I was getting fat!

Thanks for visiting me at Christmas, do come again and enjoy the warm sunny weather that we are having here!

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Quasi said...

Your people sound about as bright as my humans.